~AsherRainguart
Bryan Alexander Benson - Status: Member
- Wannabe Novelist
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- Deviant since Feb 17, 2004, 9:56 PM
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The Diary of a Minion - Ep 4Dear Keeper of my Hidden Atrocities, So where was I? Oh yes, I was standing in the a red dress and matching hat strutting my stuff when someone broke through the door. You have two questions more than likely. To answer the first, yes, I wet myself. Only slightly though! The second question would be who was at the door, right? Well standing at the was the hunched, hulking (for a goblin) figure of Krek. My friend that I mentioned previously. I kept Krek as my friend because he kept some of the other goblins from trying to eat me and because he was too dumb to know that I was breaking the Master's rules almostThe Diary of a Minion - Ep 4
in Humor on 3/27/08
The Diary of a Minion - Ep 3Dear Haven of my Whispered Secrets, I must confess something to you now, as it needs to be said and can’t be muttered aloud. I like being clean and wearing nice clothing, unlike the current situation that I’m in. All I wear, or should I say all that I’m allowed to wear is a shirt ripped from a farmhand’s bloodied body. One such shirt might have tears and holes outlined in blood that indicate where a blade or perhaps claw had been inserted, it would also have a high likelihood of smelling like a hog’s arse.The Diary of a Minion - Ep 3
Now some of the others don’t want t
in Humor on 3/25/08
The Diary of a Minion - Ep 2Dear Librum of my Freedom, I just got finished retching up the “meal” I just had, which consisted of the leftover scraps, bones, etc, from the Master’s meal; some rotten foodstuffs from the Master’s storage chamber; plus the remains of either of one of the Master’s minions (that disappointed him in some way or died in combat) or the body of a warrior that dared to assault the Master. And the clothing and claws and etc, etc are all just mixed into it like a mass of mush and just thinking about it… I get a little bit queasy and I can't... uhm... can't hold my stomach. I just—The Diary of a Minion - Ep 2
in Humor on 3/25/08
The Diary of a MinionDear Diary, Why, hello there. A book that I read told me that a diary might help alleviate my stress that has brought panic attacks upon me at work as of late, and in my line of work that can be a dangerous thing. My stress mainly comes from the fact all I do is constantly work, work, work: Tending the fields; killing the chicken for dinner, a cow if the day was profitable for the boss; pillaging; burning; killing, killing, killing; and some more graphic things that I don’t partake in and should remain wholly unmentioned….. Well I technically mentioned it there, so … oops? &The Diary of a Minion
in Humor on 11/9/07
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- Websitehttp://asherrainguart.1up.com
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- Current Age: 23
- Current Residence: Wherever I wanna be
- Interests: video games, manga, anime, writing, fragging folks
- Favourite movie: Mementon/Fight Club/Usual Suspects/Seven/Kill Bill
- Favourite band or musician: YUI, HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR, Jack Johnson, Jim's Big Ego, Coheed and Cambria, Orange Range
- Favourite genre of music: Rock, JPop, JRock, Alternative
- Favourite artist: Takehiko Inoue and Hiroaki Samura
- Favourite poet or writer: Neil Gaiman and Ray Bradbury
- Favourite style or digital art: anime, comic, classic Japanese art styles
- Operating System: XP
- Favourite game: Half-Life 2, Deus Ex, Chrono Trigger, Bioshock, Persona 3
- Favourite gaming platform: PC, XBox 360, PS2
- Favourite cartoon character: Anime/Manga Char: Guts, Musashi, Vash, Syaoran, Spike, Mugen
- Personal Quote: You and I are like two sides of the same coin.
- Tools of the Trade: Whatever mechincal pencial I can find and a ratty notebook
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Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
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I suppose a watch is in order.
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Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!
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"From now on, your new name is Mid-Boss."---Laharl
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Die. Dead yet? Good.
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My blog --> Chris Blog
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