

The Diary of a Minion - Ep 4Dear Keeper of my Hidden Atrocities, So where was I? Oh yes, I was standing in the a red dress and matching hat strutting my stuff when someone broke through the door. You have two questions more than likely. To answer the first, yes, I wet myself. Only slightly though! The second question would be who was at the door, right? Well standing at the was the hunched, hulking (for a goblin) figure of Krek. My friend that I mentioned previously. I kept Krek as my friend because he kept some of the other goblins from trying to eat me and because he was too dumb to know that I was breaking the Master's rules almostThe Diary of a Minion - Ep 4


The Diary of a Minion - Ep 3Dear Haven of my Whispered Secrets, I must confess something to you now, as it needs to be said and cant be muttered aloud. I like being clean and wearing nice clothing, unlike the current situation that Im in. All I wear, or should I say all that Im allowed to wear is a shirt ripped from a farmhands bloodied body. One such shirt might have tears and holes outlined in blood that indicate where a blade or perhaps claw had been inserted, it would also have a high likelihood of smelling like a hogs arse.The Diary of a Minion - Ep 3
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The Diary of a Minion - Ep 2Dear Librum of my Freedom, I just got finished retching up the meal I just had, which consisted of the leftover scraps, bones, etc, from the Masters meal; some rotten foodstuffs from the Masters storage chamber; plus the remains of either of one of the Masters minions (that disappointed him in some way or died in combat) or the body of a warrior that dared to assault the Master. And the clothing and claws and etc, etc are all just mixed into it like a mass of mush and just thinking about it I get a little bit queasy and I can't... uhm... can't hold my stomach. I justThe Diary of a Minion - Ep 2


The Diary of a MinionDear Diary, Why, hello there. A book that I read told me that a diary might help alleviate my stress that has brought panic attacks upon me at work as of late, and in my line of work that can be a dangerous thing. My stress mainly comes from the fact all I do is constantly work, work, work: Tending the fields; killing the chicken for dinner, a cow if the day was profitable for the boss; pillaging; burning; killing, killing, killing; and some more graphic things that I dont partake in and should remain wholly unmentioned .. Well I technically mentioned it there, so oops? &The Diary of a Minion
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